In 1950, computer scientist Alan Turing came up with a test for artificial intelligence; what became known as The Turing Test. Could people tell if a machine or a person was ‘talking’ to them? If a computer could fool someone into thinking there was a person in charge, it passed the test.
We’ve ctrl-alt-deleted the Turing Test and turned it upside down for brands in 2014. Can they leave their ad campaigns, brand diagrams and slogans behind to stop writing like robots when they talk to customers? Are there any real people behind the brands?
Sports brands are a good test bed for our experiment. They’re a curious lot when it comes to writing. It’s all high-fives, big name endorsements and ‘go-get-em’ tiger determination. It’s become their default way of writing so it’s hard to think back to when it wasn’t always this shouty testosterone fest.
But that all changed in 1988 when Wieden and Kennedy came up with this slogan for Nike:
One year later, Adidas was all macho headlines (but with lots. of. full stops too). And, 25 years on, not much has changed. Put Asics, Reebok, Nike and Adidas on the same pitch and they’re all coaches screaming pithy, punchy phrases from the sidelines.
Campaigns in the windows of Nike Town and at the Olympics are all very well, but what happens to the way sports brands write on Twitter? Does their tone change when they’re talking to mere mortals in trainers?
Erm, no. It’s still faster, higher, stronger, better, more, more, MORE.
?Earn your rest. Run. #Springblade http://t.co/9b0TeZWdLi pic.twitter.com/MNI7VtMusL
— adidas Running (@adidasrunning) February 15, 2014
You never regret a run. http://t.co/ihGfay8KRX #BetterYourBest
— ASICS Europe (@ASICSeurope) January 17, 2014
Be patient and stay focused. You'll be thankful you did come spring. #FindYourStrong http://t.co/4UAc8hOAFe
— Saucony (@saucony) February 18, 2014
They’re a tiring read. They sound like robots, and it’s hard to spot any people behind the words.
Compare this to real people writing about sport on Twitter (beyond those annoying updates telling the world how many miles they’ve run) and things get a bit more realistic.
Hahaa if you had told me six or seven years ago I would unironically say Just Do It I would have laughed a lung up. Oh life
— Alexandra Heminsley (@Hemmo) January 9, 2014
@katehelencarter much sympathy. I dedicate yesterday’s 12 miles to my churning stomach. #marathontraining #puke
— Rose George (@rosegeorge3) January 28, 2014
After weeks of burying my head in the sand, hoping it would go away, I've finally got a physio appointment for my sore leg. #injuryblues
— Adharanand Finn (@adharanand) January 9, 2014
Granted, these people are writers as well as runners, but they’re giving the warts n all version of their runs.
So what happens when the two meet and sporty brands talk to the real people on twitter (after all, that’s what it’s all about)?
Nothing changes. More full-throttle tweets. They just do it, and do it and do it.
@AmeerAlavy Starting is the hardest part. Get yourself out the door, and let your legs take it from there. You got this.
— Nike Running (@NikeRunning) February 18, 2014
@xoHelene The miles were there for the taking and you seized the opportunity. Way to rise up.
— Nike Running (@NikeRunning) February 18, 2014
@runningiris Today is a good day. Ready to lace up and hit the streets?
— Nike Running (@NikeRunning) February 18, 2014
In a way, you’ve got to admire how consistent they are. Every Tweet sounds like a Nike sports slogan or ad. But they’re also very weird. It’s odd to be that full-on all the time. It’s more like a script than a two-way conversation.
So back to our experiment: if pushed, could they change? Could we find a real person in the team tracksuit? We put Nike to the test, to see what would happen when we asked them a tricky (and true) running question. Our own Turing Test for brands.
@NikeRunning cor blimey, I had a baby 3 months ago and am struggling to go running in between feeding the littl'un. Any tips? #can'tdoit
— Molly (@Molmack) February 2, 2014
Their gung-ho answer came back as fast as Rafael Nadal’s serve…
@Molmack Sounds like it's time to strap the little one on your back. Extra weight for you, extra food for them. We know it's a win win.
— Nike Running (@NikeRunning) February 2, 2014
…but as advice goes, it wasn’t practical and, more importantly, it’s unsafe. You could injure a young baby doing that.
In true Nike style, though, we didn’t give up (if runners never quit, neither do writers), and asked them again.
@NikeRunning but she's too young for that (she can't hold her head up yet).
— Molly (@Molmack) February 3, 2014
But all we got this time was silence. The coach had left the building.
This post was sparked by a talk we did at the launch of Like The Wind, a beautiful new magazine for runners.